emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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slightlysalty:

Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?

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hitterlick:

top 3 things about me

• fuckin raw
• super chill
• funky fresh
• rule breaker

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combusticate:

a new york

times

best selling

author

yep

he’s famous

so proper and well behaved

john green everybody.

that’s john green.

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