officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs
I don’t want to go to sleep but I also don’t want to move or do anything so I think I’ll just stare at the wall for awhile
Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
I hate how this always happens.